Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
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someone: spanish is such a sexy language, i’ll do anything for u if you speak spanish 💛💜💛
me: envíame información de tu tarjeta de crédito
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aang: the fire lord may be a monster who’s trying to destroy the world, but he still deserves to live!
zuko, sokka, katara, toph, the earth kingdom, the water tribes, literally everyone else:
Karen, holding an antique bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
Frank: *grabs and drinks the entire bottle*
Frank:
Frank: it’s perfume
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I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains.
in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true
A notable outlier
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